The Bachelorette Finale
It sounds stupid to say but
Though this whole experience,
I’ve fallen for her.
There’s not a single ounce
Of me that would leave her ever.
I don’t think anybody has gave her
The same feeling.
Eeny meeny miny moe.
This whole beach: just us.
Just because I haven’t met her
Doesn’t mean I haven’t been thinking
About her every day.
You say that you’re in love.
I don’t believe that you can love
Two people at once.
She had love, like, ripped from her.
Because I’m so in love with her
We have so much happiness to talk about.
I think we have such short time left that
We should just do it today.
I want to teach you how to make a love potion:
Don’t do too much thinking.